heartless:

oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

literally

ohmygil:

senor-jenkins:

I can’t.

oh my god

sherwat:

chrissykilljoybitchtits:

inc-omparable:

im-fandoomed:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

Here in Canada you can

Here in England we just… scream and run

Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer

Here in Australia you are the murderer

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

writeroffates:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

logicallunacy:

Steampunk Corsets from Corset-Story.com.

SO MUCH UNF

God but I need to own these fabulous corsets <3

I’m still trying to convince my parents that that forth corset would be a perfect birthday gift.

^ This would be the actual best birthday gift ever :D

I am totally going to be asking the Birthday Skeleton for one of these gorgeous corsets…

bandbutts:

If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore

dean-tacos-cas:

spookapple:

jackvessalius:

look what we have here

i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life

50you50me:

An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco. 

fit-for-all-seasons:

mylifeasafeminista:

need

Need to wear this at the gym so I can work out in PEACE!!

meladoodle:

try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them