dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Here in Canada you can
Here in England we just… scream and run
Here in Scotland we paint our faces and run towards the murderer
Here in Australia you are the murderer
Steampunk Corsets from Corset-Story.com.
SO MUCH UNF
God but I need to own these fabulous corsets <3
I’m still trying to convince my parents that that forth corset would be a perfect birthday gift.
^ This would be the actual best birthday gift ever :D
I am totally going to be asking the Birthday Skeleton for one of these gorgeous corsets…
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
look what we have here
i have legitimately never laughed harder and for as long in my entire life
An adorable desert fox walking against the wind in Morocco.
Need to wear this at the gym so I can work out in PEACE!!
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them